Any Suggestions?
Joker Reads Fanfics
darkwingsnark
Celey helped me last night, but I wanted to ask you guys too. I'm doing notes for my March Hare "origin" episode, before I start outlining...And I wanted to know if there was anything you guys think I need to elaborate on.

The notes-


“Mad as a March Hare”
Outline
-What I defiantly know is going to happen:
*Her first crimes involved kidnapping children to play as characters from Alice in Wonderland. She was making a large never ending tea party. It would forever be tea time for her and the children. March actually found these kids through her old job as an ex-librarian- most of the kids having late fees and overdue books.
*Cue how she found Gosalyn Mallard. This spirited girl ended up becoming her Alice. Sure, she told herself, she wasn’t a blond…but the important thing was that she ACTED like an Alice. Full of life and curiosity! Able to verbally entice the lagomorph. Ooooh, it was just absolutely delicious!
*Eventually, she was thwarted by both Gosayln and Darkwing. And she was then sent to a mental institution.
*Whole family part, in the beginning, was to get Gos to stop reading mind rotting comics, and to start reading classic literature. (“Alice in Wonderland”. ) Call back joke- After the end, Gos was reading comics…Heard Drake coming up the stairs and grabs the book. DW comes in, and see’s Gos reading it.
“GOS! What do you think you are doing?!”
“Uh…reading?”
“Don’t you know that thing will rot your mind out? Here, read some good ol’ wholesome comics instead. THOSE never made a super villain out of good little girls.”
*Oh! Does Honker get kidnapped, too? Oh wait... Probably not, huh? I couldn't see him having an overdue library book...
lemon_jello_fiend: Yeah. I was he was following Gos to return her overdo books that her dad was trying to force her to read
Celey Library: Aaaaaaah... Okay! Cool, then.... hmmmmm....
lemon_jello_fiend: I also imagine he gets forced to dress up as the White Rabbit. LOL
Celey Library: *LOL* Because he's late to the party? *LOL*
Celey Library: Oh wait... Do you mean Honker or Darkwing?
Celey Library: *Sorry, I'm tired... (lol)*
lemon_jello_fiend: I'm sure March has SOME type of wonderlandian way of telling who becomes what.
lemon_jello_fiend: I meant honker. XD
Celey Library: *LOL*
Celey Library: Maybe Darkwing is the Jabberwocky, then?
lemon_jello_fiend: DW would need to be either something awful (Jabberwock) or something insulting
lemon_jello_fiend: Actually, I can see her seeing him as the Queen of hearts, with that temper
Celey Library: *LOL*
Celey Library: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.....
Celey Library: I can see Darkwing just loving being referred to as Queen... *LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL*
lemon_jello_fiend: I don't see march caring about gender. XD
lemon_jello_fiend: So guys could easily be female characters.

*Celey Library: Darkwing as the Queen of Hearts would be both awful AND insulting.
Celey Library: Best of both worlds!
lemon_jello_fiend: And it's funny...Because I don't think March means it to be THAT bad. He's kind of just the adult that's spoiling her fun
lemon_jello_fiend: She doesn't consider her actions
Celey Library: Hmm... Wonder how she'd see his sidekick? Or would she just ignore him? *LOL*
lemon_jello_fiend: LOL. Depends on what LP did when she first saw him/what she knows of him.
lemon_jello_fiend: One joke is the King.
Celey Library: The King of Hearts, maybe? If I remember right, the King was mellow, wasn't he?
Celey Library: *LOL*
Celey Library: Darkwing would throw an even bigger fit.... "Why does HE get to be the king?"
lemon_jello_fiend: He was in comparison, at least. XD

* Celey Library: I was going to ask... How is she thwarted by Gosalyn and Darkwing? .... Buuuuuuuuut... I don't want to spoil things for myself... *lol*
Celey Library: Just something for you to think about...
lemon_jello_fiend: I imagine he'll have to go against her weakness...She's not the best with her powers, and she's sensitve
Celey Library: And insane... *LOL*
Celey Library: Which can be an advantage AND a disadvantage...
lemon_jello_fiend: Yes
Celey Library: On the one hand, being insane gives her an edge because it makes her unpredictable....
lemon_jello_fiend: I believe I have it listed on her bio as both. XD
Celey Library: On the other hand, being insane makes her more susceptible to... hmm... deception and the like, perhaps.... Darkwing could use her obsession with Wonderland to his advantage...
lemon_jello_fiend: As Younbeak would say, she disassociates as a form of a coping mechanism.
lemon_jello_fiend: I have an idea!
Celey Library: *lol* Yes....
Celey Library: Hmmmm? Idea?
Celey Library: Don't tell me if it involves thwarting March Hare...
Celey Library: *lol* I don't want all of the story revealed to me at once...
lemon_jello_fiend: LOl...But you'll probably forget it anyway. XD You didn't even remember me asking to borrow your character
Celey Library: *LOL* True....
lemon_jello_fiend: I was thinking of him trying to use character logic on her. Logically...the March Hare (Alice character) wouldn't care if Alice was at his party or not. And the other guys wrren't even part of the Mad Tea Party
lemon_jello_fiend: at first, that is.
lemon_jello_fiend: And then Maybe I'll use a running gag of either Darkwing or Lp's pager/device going off at random times. and it's LOUD!
Celey Library: Hmmmmmmm?
lemon_jello_fiend: When March is using her powers, loud noises makes it so she loses concentration, and drops the objects/people she is carrying
Celey Library: Oooooooooooooooooh..... Be sure to establish the device thingiemajig going off at random times before getting to March Hare's tea party....
lemon_jello_fiend: Then, Darkwing can use the noise as a distraction, and have something trap her. Maybe making a semi reference to the "Mad as a Hatter" BTAS episode.
lemon_jello_fiend: Yeah, I was thinking that I'd have to...Maybe his mcguffin went off.
Celey Library: *lol*
Celey Library: Then, maybe somewhere near the end you can have him smashing it with a hammer or throwing it away... Never to be seen again.
lemon_jello_fiend: Of course! Because then you find out that making noise was all the thing did! LOL
Celey Library: Here's a big question for you.....
Celey Library: Who would be the Mad Hatter? A random kid?
lemon_jello_fiend: Here is the thing...
Celey Library: The role seems too important for March Hare to give it to just anybody....
lemon_jello_fiend: In March's mind, her dead father will always be the Mad Hatter
Celey Library: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh......
Celey Library: Oh... I was just thinking... just randomly... I don't think it would be able to fit in the story anywhere... but... If March Hare were to ever meet Quackerjack... I have a feeling, she'd probably think of him as the Cheshire Cat...
Celey Library: Because of his great big grin.... and the fact that he has those chattering teeth everywhere...
lemon_jello_fiend: I was thinking that too.
Celey Library: *LOL*
Celey Library: Great minds think alike... *LOL*
lemon_jello_fiend: As her "story" goes on, you find out she perminately gives roles to players in her Wonderland
lemon_jello_fiend: Thing is, like I said, stuff like that only comes up if she and Quacky ever have a team up
Celey Library: Maybe you could do another story where just that happens... ... I'm curious how Quackerjack and March Hare will get along...
Celey Library: ..... Why do I see Megavolt getting jealous for some reason? *LOL* "Heeeeeeeeeey.... I'm supposed to be his insane partner in crime.... ...."
lemon_jello_fiend: LOL. I'll make a deal. If I ever finish her origine, I'll write that story then.
lemon_jello_fiend: ^origin

Pirate Talk Aside, I Got a Serious Problem
Pinkquidator
darkwingsnark
I think me uncle be tryin' t' kill us. He has done it a couple o' times now, and it be scarin' me.Mike has been smokin' around oxygen tanks, that clearly say "DON'T SMOKE WHEN OXYGEN IS IN USE".

Okay, let me tell you a story t' understand t' dangers this pirate be facin'...

Uncle Mike had been sent t' t' hospital not t' long ago. He overdosed on some medicine, which caused an asthma attack,which a large part was stemmed from phenomena, all which shot his blood presaye up, which gave him a heart attack (that chased t' rat, that ate t' cheese, all in t' house that Jack built!). Point is...It was a chain reaction that sent him t' t' hospital. And when he came home a couple o' days ago, they sent him home on many oxygen tanks.

Now, already i had been findin' him bein' on oxygen pointless, because he'd still go outside t' smoke, and then waddle inside t' put his oxygen mask aft on. But now I see he's been doin' this...

Does he honestly not care? What t' hell? Not only be it jeopardizin' himself...But all o' us in t' house! And me bucko Nichole has yelled at him a couple o' times that she has saw him doin' this. There has already been a couple o' times where he has set t' house on fire...Not t' mention t' fact he doesn't do anythin' around t' house, and just causes trouble for everybody. So, even though he's her brother...why does mom let him stay here?

AAAAAARGHHH!

Noooo, Not Nick!
Quackerjack Fatality
darkwingsnark
I hate when my preferences go against Quacjerjack's. She basically just invited herself to live with Megavolt and Quackerjack. And he's LOVING the idea. Me, on the other hand...Not so much, Great. I bet he's doing it just to get to me. Bastard.

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Quackerjack Fatality
darkwingsnark
(This was a comment i started typing to someone. but ended up cutting out the last two paragraphs. since it TECHNICALLY wasn't what the person wanted to hear. But I just thought I'd share anyway. typing it has left me a bit depressed. the more praise the annual gets, the more i hurt. I really need to stop looking in the Duck Knight returns part of the forum...)

no no, I was just commenting on what happened in the first arc. I'd call that a broken friendship. megs still seems to care. But Quackerjack doesn't. Which, to me, makes it stranger when you add the events with Claire. Why does megs get tossed to the side, somebody he knew for years...but QJ turns himself into a toy for Claire? It bugs me a lot. The whole "Toy With Me" story gets to me.

It hurts me a lot to the point i think I'm crazy for caring so much. These are fictional characters...but they've become so close to me I practically consider them my friends. Quackerjack had his mental breakdown. that's how he became Quackerjack. but he was able to get through that with such an optimistic attitude. I connect to that deeply. Which is probably why the annual bugs me so much. it reminds me of all the pain i've gone through in my life, and yet how i was able to see the hope and bright side through it all. The toymaker and I shared that kinship. Quackerjack giving up on life scares me. Because a part of me wonders if i'm doomed to the same fate. "Just one bad day..." I'm tired of people quoting "the Killing Joke". Is it naive of me to wish that the villains will get a happily ever after too? Sure, I don't expect them to beat darkwing duck or get a major victory. No, i wish for the ones that do age to grow old and die happy.

I'm sure Quackerjack will be back. That he won't stay a toy forever. But he'll never be himself again. When I look at the comics, all i see is the Joker. From the way he moves to his expressions. Why can't there be such a thing as a happy villain? Why is it deemed as childish? Just because we mature does not mean that we have to become serious. That what we love has to become twisted and morbid with us.

Am I Looking At This the Wrong Way?
Quackerjack Fatality
darkwingsnark
Ooooookay...Who exactly is setsuna_cutey? I've seen their art, good stuff. And I see them floating around the Old Haunt.

I ask because of this comment they left towards me:

Your fan enthusiasm is super, Snark! Still, maybe it would better to keep the Boom forum a bit free of such longer discussion points? Especially the question topic, it simply is not meant for that, but for short answers to sometimes very long fan questions, haha. Of course we all understand how much you care about this, but keeping the discussion narrowed to this forum has a lot of advantages. ^_^ This is where the die-hard fans are, after all, who are willing to engage with you on certain points as well as the authors of the comic. I have the feeling both of our forums draw a similar crowd, but that this one as a fan forum works better for actual interpretive discussion and is also visited more regularly by us. I'm sure that if you want to take it further, you can do so here. :)

Are they part of BOOM somehow? Otherwise I don't see why I cant discuss something with Brill on the BOOM forums. I thought he didn't hang out on the Old Haunt. So if I brought it up on the OH, how would he see it then? I don't find it fair he can express how he sees QJ, if fellow fans can't express what they see. At the end of the day, he is just a fan like the rest of us.

You've Just Been Punked!
Pinkquidator
darkwingsnark
Conducty whispers: owo~
ScaryHatter: Uggggh. Conductress is now messaging me
Conducty whispers: are you busy with your womanz?
Mo0nie: Tell your scary mistress to go away.
ScaryHatter: Conducty whispers: owo~ScaryHatter: Uggggh. Conductress is now messaging meConducty whispers: are you busy with your womanz?
ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: no, i just haven't seen her for two days so I'm staring at a blank screen.
ScaryHatter: ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: no, i just haven't seen her for two days so I'm staring at a blank screen.
Conducty whispers: Oooh..So you've got the blues , then. Huh?
Mo0nie: LOL
ScaryHatter: Conducty whispers: Oooh..So you've got the blues , then. Huh?
EricaX whispers: Awww, that's,....bittersweet. "Oh, Megster? *clears throat* You may not be my first choice on who to play special games with, but I would still never say 'no' to you. Now go make me some Jell-O!"
ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: yes. OH so blue. Moonie is leaving me for a rapist. :(
ScaryHatter: ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: yes. OH so blue. Moonie is leaving me for a rapist. :(
Conducty whispers: What what WHAT?!
ScaryHatter: Conducty whispers: What what WHAT?!
ScaryHatter: LOL! she's slow.
Mo0nie: It makes me so horny when you pick on the retarded people <3
Conducty whispers: L-leaving you?!
ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: It was someone she knew for some time. Heck, he even used to scare her. But she just can't hide her attraction for him anymore. he just has more of a spark than I do. :(
ScaryHatter: Conducty whispers: L-leaving you?!ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: It was someone she knew for some time. Heck, he even used to scare her. But she just can't hide her attraction for him anymore. he just has more of a spark than I do. :(
Conducty whispers: I'm sure thats not it.
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: LOL! Messing with Conductress is fun
ScaryHatter: Conducty whispers: I'm sure thats not it.
Conducty whispers: She loves you , Snark. It happens a lot , people are prone to crushes all the time but you love the one you're with.
ScaryHatter: Conducty whispers: She loves you , Snark. It happens a lot , people are prone to crushes all the time but you love the one you're with.
Mo0nie: I can't help it. No one yells at me or insults me the way he can.
ScaryHatter: LOL!
ScaryHatter: I am busting a gut here. XD
EricaX whispers: How are you messing with Conductress?
Mo0nie: ... My dog she's an idiot LOL
ScaryHatter whispers to ericax: Conducty whispers: owo~ScaryHatter: Uggggh. Conductress is now messaging meConducty whispers: are you busy with your womanz?Mo0nie: Tell your scary mistress to go away.ScaryHatter: Conducty whispers: owo~ScaryHatter: Uggggh. Conductress is now messaging meConducty whispers: are you busy with your womanz?ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: no, i just haven't seen her for two days so I'm staring at a blank screen. ScaryHatter: ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: no, i just haven't seen her for two days so I'm staring at a blank screen. Conducty whispers: Oooh..So you've got the blues , then. Huh?Mo0nie: LOLScaryHatter: Conducty whispers: Oooh..So you've got the blues , then. Huh?
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: yes. OH so blue. Moonie is leaving me for a rapist. :(
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: Conducty whispers: What what WHAT?! Mo0nie: It makes me so horny when you pick on the retarded people <3Conducty whispers: L-leaving you?!ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: It was someone she knew for some time. Heck, he even used to scare her. But she just can't hide her attraction for him anymore. he just has more of a spark than I do. :(
ScaryHatter whispers to ericaX: Conducty whispers: I'm sure thats not it. Conducty whispers: She loves you , Snark. It happens a lot , people are prone to crushes all the time but you love the one you're with. Mo0nie: I can't help it. No one yells at me or insults me the way he can.ScaryHatter: LOL!ScaryHatter: I am busting a gut here. XD Mo0nie: ... My dog she's an idiot LOL
ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: But...I'm just not aggressive enough for her. I can bring myself to yell at her like her does. Or to insult her like he does. And she eats it up! :(
ScaryHatter: ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: But...I'm just not aggressive enough for her. I can bring myself to yell at her like her does. Or to insult her like he does. And she eats it up! :(
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: But...I'm just not aggressive enough for her. I can bring myself to yell at her like her does. Or to insult her like he does. And she eats it up! :(
Conducty whispers: Maybe it's a phase she's going through?
ScaryHatter: Conducty whispers: Maybe it's a phase she's going through?
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: Conducty whispers: Maybe it's a phase she's going through?
ScaryHatter: I...can't even think of anything to respond to that. XD
ScaryHatter: Got it!
Mo0nie: Tazer phaser. Ooooh yeaaah.
EricaX whispers: Moonie is right. She IS an idiot. I mean, I'm known for being gulible, but, had you said that to me when we first started talking a little bit ago, I probably woulda said, "Nuh uh. Moonie wouldn't leave you. Although.....that would mean you're available and I'd have more time to play nurse with you!"
ScaryHatter: EricaX whispers: Moonie is right. She IS an idiot. I mean, I'm known for being gulible, but, had you said that to me when we first started talking a little bit ago, I probably woulda said, "Nuh uh. Moonie wouldn't leave you. Although.....that would mean you're available and I'd have more time to play nurse with you!"
Conducty whispers: You seem to like being agressive with me ):
ScaryHatter: Conducty whispers: You seem to like being agressive with me ):
ScaryHatter: LOL!
EricaX whispers: and besides. A rapist? Really? I mean, that's just an insult to Moonie alone. Give her SOME credit.
Conducty whispers: So..just pretend she's me :D
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: Conducty whispers: You seem to like being agressive with me ):
ScaryHatter: Conducty whispers: So..just pretend she's me :D
ScaryHatter: .....Ewww
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: Conducty whispers: So..just pretend she's me :D
Mo0nie: lmao! XD ... Please don't.
EricaX whispers: ........wtf?
EricaX whispers: Oh, nevermind. Had that backwards. But still.....wtf? LOL
ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: You call liking to be tazered a phase? I can't get into that sick fetish!
ScaryHatter: EricaX whispers: ........wtf?EricaX whispers: Oh, nevermind. Had that backwards. But still.....wtf? LOLScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: You call liking to be tazered a phase? I can't get into that sick fetish!
Conducty whispers: How..powerful is the voltage?
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: You call liking to be tazered a phase? I can't get into that sick fetish!
ScaryHatter: Conducty whispers: How..powerful is the voltage?
Mo0nie: LOL! XD
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: Conducty whispers: How..powerful is the voltage?
ScaryHatter: ....WTF is wrong with her. XD
Mo0nie: This... this is sad. And yet... hilarious.
EricaX whispers: Wow, Moonie is really getting into her role as Megavolt, if she has a tazer fetish. XD Honestly....this is getting ridiculous. XD
ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: I don't know. I'm still shocked she'd fall for somebody like that. Am I just not good enough for her? How can I keep her in my life? :(
ScaryHatter: EricaX whispers: Wow, Moonie is really getting into her role as Megavolt, if she has a tazer fetish. XD Honestly....this is getting ridiculous. XDScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: I don't know. I'm still shocked she'd fall for somebody like that. Am I just not good enough for her? How can I keep her in my life? :(
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: I don't know. I'm still shocked she'd fall for somebody like that. Am I just not good enough for her? How can I keep her in my life? :(
Conducty whispers: Of course you are! You need to let her know..that you think she is the single most important thing to you in the entire world. She's your teenage dream..:3
EricaX whispers: *snickers* Wow.....I'm curious how long you can keep going like this until she catches on. If she does at all
ScaryHatter: Conducty whispers: Of course you are! You need to let her know..that you think she is the single most important thing to you in the entire world. She's your teenage dream..:3
Mo0nie: Please. I whine when I pet the cat and get zapped with static.
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: ScaryHatter: Conducty whispers: Of course you are! You need to let her know..that you think she is the single most important thing to you in the entire world. She's your teenage dream..:3Mo0nie: Please. I whine when I pet the cat and get zapped with static.
Mo0nie: ...Teenage dream?
ScaryHatter: I have NO idea....
ScaryHatter: She just pedoed up our romance
Mo0nie: LOL!
EricaX whispers: LOL
ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: and to make it all worse...the guy freaking looks like he stepped out of a weird Al music video! and I hear he is also a technophile. FUDGE! I can't even pretend to be a robot, let alone build one! Our relationship is doomed...Unless...Can you talk some sense into her? Pleeeeease? You're my only hope!
ScaryHatter: ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: and to make it all worse...the guy freaking looks like he stepped out of a weird Al music video! and I hear he is also a technophile. FUDGE! I can't even pretend to be a robot, let alone build one! Our relationship is doomed...Unless...Can you talk some sense into her? Pleeeeease? You're my only hope!
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: and to make it all worse...the guy freaking looks like he stepped out of a weird Al music video! and I hear he is also a technophile. FUDGE! I can't even pretend to be a robot, let alone build one! Our relationship is doomed...Unless...Can you talk some sense into her? Pleeeeease? You're my only hope!
Conducty whispers: I'd do anything for my Snark. -pet-
ScaryHatter: Conducty whispers: I'd do anything for my Snark. -pet-
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: Conducty whispers: I'd do anything for my Snark. -pet-
Mo0nie: ...
ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: Thankyouthankyouthjankyou <3
Mo0nie: If she messages me... I will get you back.
ScaryHatter: ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: Thankyouthankyouthjankyou <3
ScaryHatter: LOl. Love you.
Conducty whispers: I was all psyched to tell you about my dream xD -pet pet- Little did I know I'd be playing devil's advocate.
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: Thankyouthankyouthjankyou <3
ScaryHatter: Conducty whispers: I was all psyched to tell you about my dream xD -pet pet- Little did I know I'd be playing devil's advocate.
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: Conducty whispers: I was all psyched to tell you about my dream xD -pet pet- Little did I know I'd be playing devil's advocate.
EricaX whispers: This is becoming QUITE interesting
Conducty whispers: is her name M00nie?
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: this is just pathetic. XD
Mo0nie: Gasp! She dreampt about you being raped by Megavolt, too.
ScaryHatter whispers to conducty: Mo0nie her full username is Moonbeamcat
ScaryHatter: .....
EricaX whispers: It REALLY is XD
ScaryHatter: That's why you're attracted to a rapist
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: LOL. I hope she actually says something to Moonie
ScaryHatter: Did she say anything to you?
EricaX whispers: Me too! If she does, it'll be hilarious
Mo0nie: Lol yeah. But she's just waaahing about her bad day in church.
ScaryHatter: Bitch lied!
Mo0nie: LOL
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: ScaryHatter: Did she say anything to you?EricaX whispers: Me too! If she does, it'll be hilariousMo0nie: Lol yeah. But she's just waaahing about her bad day in church.ScaryHatter: Bitch lied!
Mo0nie: You lied first.
ScaryHatter: That's besides the point
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: Mo0nie: You lied first.ScaryHatter: That's besides the point
EricaX whispers: LMAO You're both liars, techincally. Though she's more of one. IXD
Mo0nie: Ah, here we go.
Mo0nie: Conducty whispers: I'm all worried about our Snark ):
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: Mo0nie: Ah, here we go.Mo0nie: Conducty whispers: I'm all worried about our Snark ):
ScaryHatter: OUR Snark?
EricaX whispers: And so the magic begins....
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: ScaryHatter: OUR Snark?
EricaX whispers: I don't even refer you to "my Snark". Nope, just "my patient" XD jk
ScaryHatter: EricaX whispers: I don't even refer you to "my Snark". Nope, just "my patient" XD jk
Mo0nie: Conducty whispers: She's scared she's going to lose you.Mo0nie whispers to Conducty: LOL ohhh that. We'll still be friends! I can't help who steals away my heart.
ScaryHatter whispers to ericaX: Yeah, but you aren't creepy
Mo0nie: Conducty whispers: She's..really freaked Moonie.
EricaX whispers: Yay! I'm not creepy! That makes me happy :D
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: Mo0nie: Conducty whispers: She's scared she's going to lose you.Mo0nie whispers to Conducty: LOL ohhh that. We'll still be friends! I can't help who steals away my heart.
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: Mo0nie: Conducty whispers: She's..really freaked Moonie.
EricaX whispers: LMAO
Mo0nie: Mo0nie whispers to Conducty: Well, I'm worried, too. This guy... I think he might just be stringing me along to get at her. I think it's really Snark he likes.
ScaryHatter: Actually, i was surprisingly calm for finding out you left me for a rapist.
ScaryHatter: LOL!
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: Mo0nie: Mo0nie whispers to Conducty: Well, I'm worried, too. This guy... I think he might just be stringing me along to get at her. I think it's really Snark he likes.ScaryHatter: Actually, i was surprisingly calm for finding out you left me for a rapist.
Conducty whispers: Okay I got one thing.
ScaryHatter: Conducty whispers: Okay I got one thing.
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: Conducty whispers: Okay I got one thing.
ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: Yes, yes? What did you find out?
ScaryHatter: ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: Yes, yes? What did you find out?
Conducty whispers: She's worried that he's stringing her along.
Conducty whispers: That he's just useing her to get to you...
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: Yes, yes? What did you find out?
ScaryHatter: Conducty whispers: She's worried that he's stringing her along. Conducty whispers: That he's just useing her to get to you...
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: Conducty whispers: She's worried that he's stringing her along. Conducty whispers: That he's just useing her to get to you...
EricaX whispers: Oh dear lord, it's like a freakin' soap opera. XD That should be your responce. LOL
Mo0nie: Mo0nie whispers to Conducty: This guy really knows how to show a gal a good time. He's the light of my life... I don't know why it took me so long to realize it. But Snark is a good friend. If she'll allow it... I hope her and I can stay friends.
Mo0nie: Conducty whispers: Maybe like...more than friends..but..not..romantic friends?..Y'know what I mean..like..a relationship thats more..than sex and...stuff.
Mo0nie: What?
Conducty whispers: But..I think she's crushing on him. I don't think she's..IN LOOOOVE LOVE.
ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: ME?! Well, I mean....he's not a bad looking guy. And really, I'm flattered. Even if he's a few light bulbs short of a display case. Just...My heart belongs to Moonie. :(
ScaryHatter: Conducty whispers: But..I think she's crushing on him. I don't think she's..IN LOOOOVE LOVE.ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: ME?! Well, I mean....he's not a bad looking guy. And really, I'm flattered. Even if he's a few light bulbs short of a display case. Just...My heart belongs to Moonie. :(
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: Mo0nie: Mo0nie whispers to Conducty: This guy really knows how to show a gal a good time. He's the light of my life... I don't know why it took me so long to realize it. But Snark is a good friend. If she'll allow it... I hope her and I can stay friends.Mo0nie: Conducty whispers: Maybe like...more than friends..but..not..romantic friends?..Y'know what I mean..like..a relationship thats more..than sex and...stuff. Mo0nie: What?Conducty whispers: But..I think she's crushing on him. I don't think she's..IN LOOOOVE LOVE.ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: ME?! Well, I mean....he's not a bad looking guy. And really, I'm flattered. Even if he's a few light bulbs short of a display case. Just...My heart belongs to Moonie. :(
Mo0nie: LOL XD How many bad puns must we use before she catches on?!
ScaryHatter: I don't know. XD But I'm getting weeeeak. XD
Conducty whispers: I know...You guys...-blush-..You guys...are..like..my rock.
ScaryHatter: Conducty whispers: I know...You guys...-blush-..You guys...are..like..my rock.
ScaryHatter whispers to Ericax: Conducty whispers: I know...You guys...-blush-..You guys...are..like..my rock.
Mo0nie: ... When the hell did *I* become a rock?! I don't WANT to be a fuzzy rock :(
ScaryHatter: what the fuck does it have to do with anything?
EricaX whispers: LMAO *hands hits the table* "Even if he's a few light bulbs short of a display case. " The Megavolt references are KILLING ME!! XD LOL
EricaX whispers: Wait.....you guys are her....."Rock"!?
Mo0nie: It has to do with her. Like everything should.
ScaryHatter: EricaX whispers: LMAO *hands hits the table* "Even if he's a few light bulbs short of a display case. " The Megavolt references are KILLING ME!! XD LOLEricaX whispers: Wait.....you guys are her....."Rock"!?
ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: Oooooh, life would have been so much better if I fell for someone more like you. :(
ScaryHatter: ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: Oooooh, life would have been so much better if I fell for someone more like you. :(
ScaryHatter: Because I would never fall for you
Mo0nie: XD
ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: This feels like a bad soap opera! :(
ScaryHatter: ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: This feels like a bad soap opera! :(
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: Oooooh, life would have been so much better if I fell for someone more like you. :( ScaryHatter: Because I would never fall for youMo0nie: XDScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: This feels like a bad soap opera! :(
Conducty whispers: Well yeah. But...This guy...would he...read you all of Alice in Wonderland while you were sick ? Would he..be so thoughtful with gifts that come from his soul?...and..Would he spend hours and hours talking about our werid little quirky fandoms we spend too much time in? ...I'm not trying to persuade you , I'm just saying..think about it. Before you leap. Alright? I sent her that.
ScaryHatter: Conducty whispers: Well yeah. But...This guy...would he...read you all of Alice in Wonderland while you were sick ? Would he..be so thoughtful with gifts that come from his soul?...and..Would he spend hours and hours talking about our werid little quirky fandoms we spend too much time in? ...I'm not trying to persuade you , I'm just saying..think about it. Before you leap. Alright? I sent her that.
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: Conducty whispers: Well yeah. But...This guy...would he...read you all of Alice in Wonderland while you were sick ? Would he..be so thoughtful with gifts that come from his soul?...and..Would he spend hours and hours talking about our werid little quirky fandoms we spend too much time in? ...I'm not trying to persuade you , I'm just saying..think about it. Before you leap. Alright? I sent her that.
ScaryHatter: Aww...that was actually really sweet
Mo0nie: ... He IS our weird little quirky fandom we spend too much time in.
ScaryHatter whispers to Conductress: Sniff. That was beautiful. I hope it convences her!
Mo0nie: Yeah, it was. And made me feel a little gulity for even pretending XD
ScaryHatter: ScaryHatter whispers to Conductress: Sniff. That was beautiful. I hope it convences her!
EricaX whispers: Awww, you used my soap opera comment. Thankie XD
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: ScaryHatter: Aww...that was actually really sweetMo0nie: ... He IS our weird little quirky fandom we spend too much time in.ScaryHatter whispers to Conductress: Sniff. That was beautiful. I hope it convences her!Mo0nie: Yeah, it was. And made me feel a little gulity for even pretending XD
ScaryHatter: LOL. think we should wrap this up soon, then tell her we want to be alone together to kiss and make up?
EricaX whispers: I will admit, that was sweet. XD
Mo0nie: Mo0nie whispers to Conducty: ... Y'know what? That was beautiful. And you're right. So what if he gives me a charge that Snark can't? HE would rather talk to his toaster than read me a story. The last 'thoughtful gift' HE got for me was a pack of batteries. I think I'll tell him tomorrow that it's not going to work. I love my Snarkieboo far too much. Thank you for reminding me. *hug*
ScaryHatter: Sorry I made you out as such the "bad guy" here though. :( I know you'd never do anything like that to me.
Mo0nie: LOL I don't mind. That was hilarious AND fun.
Conducty whispers: OH YM GOD LOOK WHAT SHE SAID
Mo0nie: Conducty whispers: -hugs back- You're welcome Moonie. Y'know you and Snark are my rock. <3
Conducty whispers: ... Y'know what? That was beautiful. And you're right. So what if he gives me a charge that Snark can't? HE would rather talk to his toaster than read me a story. The last 'thoughtful gift' HE got for me was a pack of batteries. I think I'll tell him tomorrow that it's not going to work. I love my Snarkieboo far too much. Thank you for reminding me. *hug*
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: Mo0nie: Mo0nie whispers to Conducty: ... Y'know what? That was beautiful. And you're right. So what if he gives me a charge that Snark can't? HE would rather talk to his toaster than read me a story. The last 'thoughtful gift' HE got for me was a pack of batteries. I think I'll tell him tomorrow that it's not going to work. I love my Snarkieboo far too much. Thank you for reminding me. *hug*
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: Mo0nie: Conducty whispers: -hugs back- You're welcome Moonie. Y'know you and Snark are my rock. <3
ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: She just messaged me! I'm...I'm so happy i could cry. Thank you. just.....Thank you! <3 i'm going to talk to her now, okay. Thank you again so much. I will talk to you tomorrow then.
ScaryHatter: caryHatter whispers to Conducty: She just messaged me! I'm...I'm so happy i could cry. Thank you. just.....Thank you! <3 i'm going to talk to her now, okay. Thank you again so much. I will talk to you tomorrow then.
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: caryHatter whispers to Conducty: She just messaged me! I'm...I'm so happy i could cry. Thank you. just.....Thank you! <3 i'm going to talk to her now, okay. Thank you again so much. I will talk to you tomorrow then.
Conducty whispers: -hugs back- You're welcome. I guess this whole Therapist thing is my bag , eh?
ScaryHatter: Conducty whispers: -hugs back- You're welcome. I guess this whole Therapist thing is my bag , eh?
ScaryHatter: LOL!
Mo0nie: LMFAO! XD
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: Conducty whispers: -hugs back- You're welcome. I guess this whole Therapist thing is my bag , eh?
ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: You're the best therapist a phone up the vagina can buy. Nighty night!
ScaryHatter: ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: You're the best therapist a phone up the vagina can buy. Nighty night!
ScaryHatter whispers to EricaX: ScaryHatter whispers to Conducty: You're the best therapist a phone up the vagina can buy. Nighty night!
EricaX whispers: Again with the rock. O.o And Moonie could not have made it more obvious that she was talking about Megavolt. My golly, she's (Condy) a retard!
Conducty whispers: Night <3
ScaryHatter: Conducty whispers: Night <3
Mo0nie: Now she'll have lovely wet dreams about Snarkie masturbating with a phone.
ScaryHatter: Noooooow to share this on Livejournal....
EricaX whispers: "A phone up the vagina"? Only you, Snark XD

Snarks B Srs
Oh Well Hatter
darkwingsnark
Conducty: Snark ; ;
Conducty: Will you protect me from the rapist robots?
MonotoneBright: ...I was hoping I'd get to watch
MonotoneBright: buuuuut, fiiiine
Conducty: D:
Conducty: :3
MonotoneBright: I'll be your knight
Conducty:
MonotoneBright: ...Unless you'd rather have your precious BATTY protect you.
Conducty: Batty can't sheter me , she's too tender
MonotoneBright: And Condy, I SEE the way you look and act with Batty. She would kill a lion just to continue to hump you.
Conducty: nuh ; ; I need my fuzzy rock
MonotoneBright: yeah yeah. But when SHE comes in, you'll run into her arms. My heart can't take any more of it. TT_TT
Conducty: Aww ; ; I didnt know you felt that way
Conducty: I'll be more sensitive , Snark ; ;
Conducty huggle-cuddles D:
MonotoneBright: No, we're through. Enjoy your Batty. You two are good together. BYE FOREVER.
Welcome to the lobby.
Conducty whispers: (→ ScaryHatter) ):..Can we talk?
MonotoneBright whispers to Conducty: LOL. yeah. What's up?
Conducty whispers: Oh THANK GOD.. I thought you were ttly serious

I really need a sad/sick icon...
Tea With March
darkwingsnark
From: snark@cheezey.org
To: mooniekittycat@live.com
Subject:
Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2011 02:17:45 -0700

Just got out of the shower. Ended up throwing up to the point it was everywhere. Now, I'm hoping it was just a one time thing. I did keep having dreams about DW throwing up. so maybe that made it actually happen to me. But I digress. I'm just letting you know what's going on. And I have a feeling I'll most likely forget about it once I go back to sleep. But don't be alarmed. I'm feeling better already.

Love you sweetie, I'm going to try and go back to sleep. I hope You slept well. Smooches babe. <3

From:
<snark@cheezey.org> (Add as Preferred Sender)
Date: Thu, Feb 17, 2011 6:14 am
To: "Moonie Cat" <mooniekittycat@live.com>
I think this might be one of those days...

Mommy is super angry. i don't think I've EVER seen her this angry. Katie took her coat, and now she's talking about basically kicking Katie out of the house and then kicking her out of her life. "this is the last straw!" if it weren't for the fact I'm ACTUALLY nervous about this, i'd laugh at quacky making a "heh, that remionds me of the Duck Amuck episode with Daffy shmuck! Hehe!" SHUT IT QUACKY! NOT the time for jokes...

I've been trying to get in contact with Katie for awhile. she won't answer. Katie needs to bring her coat back so mom won't kick her out and possibly hurt her...

This feels like the scene in Roger Rabbit when Roger was telling Eddie that R K Maroon was going to kill him for not having the will.....And now I feel like I just did a family guy style flashback/cutscene.

I feel like I'm going to throw up again.

Hey....I guess that does make me Roger! Now you'll HAVE to wear the dress!

Why am I JOKING?! Curse defense mechinisms!

I tried calling grandma too. She just said to continue to try getting Katie, and to just stay out of Mom's way. And she should be cool by the time she gets back.

...I'm going to try getting a little more sleep before my appointment. I don't think it's the infection because my finger is looking much better. But yes...Love you. I'm sorry, I was hoping you were asleep. I hope I didn't give you any bad dreams last night. :(

From:
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Date: Thu, Feb 17, 2011 6:24 am
To: "Moonie Cat" <mooniekittycat@live.com>
Apparently mom had her coat in her car...

And yet I STILL am feeling sick to my tummy from that. Sleeeep. I'll try to sleep it away....and not dream about Darkwing throwing up.

I WAS amused you thought I was messaging in my sleep or something as your first thought though. man, I swear I must do that sometimes. Because sometimes i don't remembering saying or asking some of the things that QJ does.

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Date: Thu, Feb 17, 2011 12:12 pm
To: "Moonie Cat" <mooniekittycat@live.com>
Just got home. infection is much better. But there is a chance I might have gotten the flu from Courtney or the other kids. I'm still feeling like crap. I ate more food, because i basically threw up all of my dinner. It helped for a little bit, now I'm feeling sick again. Like I have a head ache, am flushed, and feel sick to my stomach. Going to take a nap. I'll message you when i wake up.

I hope you slept well and enjoy your day dear. Love you <3

***

And then something happened on Moonie's side. But it's not my business to share. Although it's worrying me too.

Muhahahaha!
Rule 34
darkwingsnark
and thus more RP madness shall begin. Time to have QuackerJack show DW his newest find.




Everyone else feel free to jump in. I had a feeling Negs might make a comment on it.

I'm Easily Amused
Pinkquidator
darkwingsnark
ScaryHatter: I call you when I need you, my vagina's on fire.
Mo0nie: Who wants less vagina?
ScaryHatter: click refresh
Mo0nie: You're just like an angel,your vagina makes me cry.
Mo0nie: Nice.
Mo0nie: Yesterday,all my vagina seemed so far away.
Mo0nie: Beatles <3
ScaryHatter: LOL yeeees
ScaryHatter: Take on vagina, take vagina on I'll be gone in a day or two.
ScaryHatter: My vagina brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours.
ScaryHatter: I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning vagina Just a hunk, a hunk of burning vagina.
ScaryHatter: Young man, there's no need to feel vagina.
ScaryHatter: All you need is vagina, vagina. Vagina is all you need.
ScaryHatter: I went down, down, down and the vagina went higher.
ScaryHatter: Take a sad vagina and make it better.
ScaryHatter: LOL. I'm so immature
ScaryHatter: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my vagina.
ScaryHatter: And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large vagina.
ScaryHatter: It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a vagina.
ScaryHatter: I kissed a vagina and I liked it.
Mo0nie: Yes, I often compare spoons to vaginas.
ScaryHatter: With the vagina out, it's less dangerous, Here we are now, entertain us.
ScaryHatter: LOL. Who doesn't?
ScaryHatter: At first I was afraid, I was petrified Kept thinking I could never live without vagina by my side.
ScaryHatter: There must be an angel playing with my vagina.
Mo0nie: D=< Better damn well not be
ScaryHatter: I was only talking about yooooou. <3
Mo0nie: Nice try woman, I ain't no angel.
ScaryHatter: Look at the vagina, Look how they shine for you.
ScaryHatter: You think the vagina was all yellow too, Wifey?
Mo0nie: Vampahr vagina?
ScaryHatter: I think you're thinking of dead tuna again, honey.
Mo0nie: I think if your vagina is yellow, you might wanna see a doctor.
Mo0nie: Vampahr vagina 's all sparkly 'n such.
Mo0nie: 'R so ah hear.
ScaryHatter: ...You BETTER not gave been close enough to see a vampire's vagina. >:(
ScaryHatter: I'll beat you and say you fell down the stairs again
Mo0nie: ... It was rape? They screamed and everything. I mean what.
ScaryHatter: I tease, you know it was an esculator
Mo0nie: Ohh promise? <3 You know I like it when you get rough.
ScaryHatter: ...Now I feel pressured! I can't do it!
ScaryHatter: Cheer up sleepy Vagina oh what can it mean.
ScaryHatter: It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the vagina.
Mo0nie: LOL
ScaryHatter: I'm not trying to cause a big sensation, I'm just talkin' 'bout my vagina.
ScaryHatter: Then you shouldn't talk about your vagina. Sheesh

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